Hi, I'm a reporter at the L.A. Times doing a story on how culinary schools are more popular than ever. I'm looking for students who have ambitions of being a celebrity chef one day. I know, I know, it's nothing like TV and you have to pay your dues, but you're allowed to dream, aren't you? So, any culinary student with fantasies of having a show on the Food Network years from now, e-mail me at david.pierson@latimes.com or call me at (818) 772-3154. Thanks!

I want to be on Iron Chef!

oh oh oh... I want to go against Corey on Iron Chef, even though I'm not a chef. *8)

I wanna fight EMERIL Lagasse on celebrity boxing!!!!!!BAM!!I'll break his knife hand....not that he really needs it.

hmm, I'm not a chef eaither thou,
but I am the fastest can opener in the west...
with my luck thou nothing will come in a can or package.

lol Corey... using an electric can opener is cheating!!

nah, one of those old mecanical #10 can openers.
I call it the can whacking stick. Electric? thats
like making bachemel sauce with a electric hand mixer.

i love those can openers.
you throw one of those at someone, they know it.
even if you miss.
lol

Hey Jero!...the line forms behind me, I get first shot!!!
I don't think I ever saw him use a knife. LOL!
Did anyone call that reporter?
kinda a wierd thing to write about, isen't it?
then again, it's the L.A. Times.