Over the past few days(since i found this site) I've been reading some of the posts here and there on these forums and must say that there is tons and tons of info(along w/ jibber jabber :o) )
I'm impressed w/ the knowledge that "floats" around here. I'll never make it through all the forums and posts, but so far so good. Nice job to George for createing and maintaining such a site/forum. I myself have attempted this and failed(game related, not food). Keep up the good work my man.

jibber jabber...

Wasn't he in the new star wars movie??

See, thats the kind of knowledge that should
" float " around here.
LOL

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?......and Sally sells seashells by the seashore.
Now that's knowledge!

I knew a Sally once, man!, thats a memory.
What the hell is a woodchuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck a chuck of wood, then a woodchuck would chuck a chuck of wood. :~)

woodchuck

can you eat that medium well???

hmm, woodchuck on the barbie..

are you being dirty, corey?
no one still has said what a woodchuck is.

i.e. a fuzzy animal on a barbeque.
barbie, slang in austrailia.
i.e. Lets toss some shrimp on the barbie, mate.

so is that how you cook them?
what kind of desert would you serve with, woodchuck?
are they from Australia?

beats me, I prefer the rapid rodents.

ok,ok,ok.
I'll bite.
Whats a rapid rodent?

Bunny Rabbit, course nothing like a good squirrel now and then too.

Bunny Rabbit? Squirrel? I prefer beaver !

hmm, ya, but they are real hard to find in las vegas,

Plenty of beaver in Vegas!!!...Shaved, furry, Canadian, wrinkled, you name it Vegas has it. It's probably on the top 3 beaver states!

nah, just a lot of tail thou...

Guys, there are ladies present....
How much whey would a Zimbob weigh if a Zimbob could weigh whey?

or a henway?

ok I will go for it

what's a henway??

about 5 pounds...

Dear God, I almost fell right into that one...better you than me. A woodchuck is the same as a groundhog. Rodents, of fair size, with round heads and rather cute. This time of year we see a lot of them eating wild chickory on the side of the road. Unfortunately, we see a lot of them not moving on the side of the road. Why did the woodchuck cross the road? They alone know. And no, I've never cooked or eaten one. I hope no one sinks to roadkill jokes, or is that too much to hope for?

Speaking of roadkill....what's the difference between a jewish wife and a christian wife???
The christian wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry!!!
No offense Snuffy!!!!

Martha Stewart's new show......Martha from the Big House will feature Martha creating a shank from a toothbrush and a broken razor!
Maybe her and R-Kelly will be cell mates! Guess not she's too old for him!!!

there was a roadkill cook book.
it came with a t-shirt, I saw it for sale in Santa Fe, N.M.
It would be fun to read, but you would not catch me eating any of that crap, unless it was roadkill peanut butter.
Ah...peanut butter, the perfect food.

OH MY!! you guys are crazy! lol I knew I'd fit right in(oppose to the first impression I made in the other thread).
Manny, this is crude. How do you know a jewish woman is on her period? She's only wearing one sock! eeeeewwwwwwwwwww

Now, I have grown up in a Messianic Synagog for almost 13yrs. I love the Jewish ppl and actually got to travel to Israel 2yrs ago. About 2 months before all hell broke loose.
Just some brief history on me. :~)

I don't mean to sound like a policemen.
But......
Maybe we need to clean up these jokes a little.
OK?

huh??

Chef's Crazy?
err, never heard about this.

What do you guys mean?

HUH???

Atta Boy, Spike.