My girlfriend just got a new pair of tits. before the comments from the peanut gallery start, It's a bird, a member of the willow family. like that old song, tit willow, tit willow, tit willow. cute little bird thou. and all I could think of when she brought them over was, hmm, I wonder what type of sauce those would go with...

It's always good when the girlfriends get new tits.
No matter how many.
I don't know about the sauce, but a nice fruit mousse' would go nice with them.
Either eaten right off the tits or in a bowl.
A japonaise bisquit would be nice too.
I'm asuming you where thinking about a nice summer lunch faire.(sp)
Can't beat a nice summer lunch of tits and a garden salad, finished off with a cool fruit mousse'
This whole thing is making my mouth water.
Now where did I put that address book?

hhmmm... tits are small huh. You'll need a few more I'm afraid, but good for k-bobin', those tits are.

nah, one tit wouldnt even make a sandwich.
more meat on a parakeet.
hmm, prolly a stew bird thou.

I'm staying out of this George, out of the kindness of my heart, (chest) to be exact!!!!!!

Manny,....................
kindness?
who are you tying to fool?

some of his student might read this... he's gotta be cool-headed

since we're talking tits... what about the boobie? Larger, you might even get to grill one

Nothing like a smoked boobie!!!!

I was thinking, slow roasted boobie over an open fire.

OOOOOOOHHHH the Humanity!!!!!!!!

ok
ok
git'in a little out of hand here boys.
lets truss it up a little, ok?

fine, I'll put out the fire, but only cause I ran outta birds.