By Chefgbs (Chefgbs) on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 01:34 am: Edit |
Just a little something to tickle your funny bone. Something we've all seen in this business.
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We’ve all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here’s a little math that might prove useful.
What Makes Life 100%
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented by:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
BUT,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
AND,
B U L L $ H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull$hit will put you over the top. And look how far:
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.
George, I hope this is not too offensive.
By George (George) on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 09:27 am: Edit |
Are you kidding, the truth is never offensiive. ;<) I just had ta replase a coule of S's with $'s to keep the site from getting banned by the conservatives and their filters.
George
By Thebaker (Thebaker) on Monday, May 06, 2002 - 04:50 pm: Edit |
Very true Chefgbs
But in the end bull$hit smells and gets taken out LOL