|By Ilpro (Ilpro) on Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 10:20 pm: Edit|
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However,women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache,dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
Tequila®: Leave Shyness Behind!
"Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
WELL I SURE HOPE EVERYONE GOT A LAUGH AND NO ONE TOOK OFFENSE. THANKS, CHARLES
|By Cookingfresh (Cookingfresh) on Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 10:27 pm: Edit|
Might be showing my age, but that sounded vaguely like the 80's.
|By Ilpro (Ilpro) on Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 10:33 pm: Edit|
I am sure its nothing new but I still got a smile out of it.
|By Cookingfresh (Cookingfresh) on Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 11:03 pm: Edit|
What I meant was all of those benefits and side effects sure sound familiar, at least what I remember of the 80's anyway. You know - 90 miles an hour and your hair on fire, work hard paly harder. All of my misguided youth. All traced back to Tequila.
|By Ilpro (Ilpro) on Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 11:06 pm: Edit|
Im with ya....
I know where your coming from now.
Unfortunaltley in the kitchen it can still be 90mph and hair on fire. Hey wait a minute.... I aint got any hair. lmao.