Are you a problem cooker?

I saw this on another site and substituted cooking for gambleing. Ask yourselves these questions to find out if you have this serious affliction.
1 Has cooking ever made your homelife unhappy?
2 Has cooking ever affected your reputation?
3 Have you ever felt reemorse after cooking
4 Have you ever cooked for money to pay debts or solve financial difficulties?
5 Has cooking ever decreased your ambition?
6 After some bad cooking did you feel the need to return for some good cooking?

By Chris on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 11:38 am: Edit

Continued:
7 After some good cooking did you feel the urge to do more cooking?
8 Have you ever borrowed money to finance your cooking?
9 has cooking ever made you careless about the welfare of your family?
10 Have you ever cooked longer than you had planned?
11 Have you ever cooked to escape worry or trouble?
12 Does cooking cause you to have trouble sleeping?

By Chris on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 11:44 am: Edit

13 Do arguments or challanges create within you an urge to cook?
14 Do you ever celebrate good fortune by doing some cooking?
15 Have you ever considered self-destructive destructive behavior towards others as a result of cooking?
If you answered yes to 7 or more of these questions you are a problem cooker. Luckily George and the people here webfoodpros can help you with your serious problem. We're here for you man!!

By Chris on Sunday, May 20, 2001 - 12:03 pm: Edit

Just thought of another that wasn't on the original list.
Do you frequently visit cooking sites with the hope of improving your cooking skills?