Necessary things




WebFoodPros.com: Food for Thought: Necessary things
By Southern (Southern) on Monday, January 25, 1999 - 09:45 pm: Edit

But Jesus, when you donít have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, itís sex. When you have both, itís health, you worry about getting ruptured or something. If everything is simply jake, then youíre frightened of death.

J.P. Donleavy, The Ginger Man

By Anonymous on Wednesday, February 10, 1999 - 10:13 pm: Edit

It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
-- Plutarch

By Hans (Hans) on Thursday, February 11, 1999 - 03:17 am: Edit

What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others
Lucretius. 95-55 B. C.

"Never eat more than you can lift."
Miss Piggy

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers."
Daniel J. Boorstin

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
Fran Lebowitz

A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
W. C. Fields

By Southern (Southern) on Wednesday, March 10, 1999 - 11:08 pm: Edit

All happiness depends upon a leisurely breakfast. -- John Gunther

By Chef Nan on Friday, May 28, 1999 - 11:57 pm: Edit

Whenever you see food beautifully arranged on a plate, you know someone's fingers have been all over it. -- Julia Child

By Hans (Hans) on Saturday, May 29, 1999 - 12:37 pm: Edit

Morsels of wisdom, attributed to no one in particular.

Why are we supposed to pray to god before we eat? She didn't cook it.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

If you ate in a German-Chinese restaurant, an hour later would you be hungry for power?

Why don't cows die of heart attacks if milk is high in fat and cholesterol?

When someone knows more and more about less and less until they know absolutely everything about nothing, they are called experts?

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Information is not knowledge anymore than unbaked ingredients are a cake.

Way too many people are educated far beyond their intelligence.

How come only ugly people drown on Baywatch?

Support Bacteria. Theyre the Only Culture Some People Have.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said: "CONCENTRATE".

Did you hear about the blonde that buried Cheerios? She thought they were bagel seeds.

By Southern (Southern) on Saturday, June 12, 1999 - 10:04 pm: Edit

One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -- Virginia Woolf

By Janye (Janye) on Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 04:16 am: Edit

This is not a quote, but thank you for giving me
the opportunity to reply as a customer, one who
is waited on.

Please do not come up and ask me a question when
my mouth is full of food I am chewing.

Thank you.

By George (George) on Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 10:40 am: Edit

Don't worry we woun't bother you. We're too busy working in the kitchen making the food. Well there are those guys that stay out front with the hat on and dont get dirty but most of the folks here actually work for a living.

Just do us a favor, stick to the menu and if you know whats good for do not order sauce on the side for the evenings special.

LOL

G

By Chefmanny (Chefmanny) on Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 12:32 pm: Edit

Money is only something you need if you're not dead tomorrow.

By Adelie (Adelie) on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 07:02 pm: Edit

When a man meets his maker, he will have to account for all those pleasures of life which he failed to experience.

- Spinoza


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