|By Southern (Southern) on Monday, January 25, 1999 - 09:45 pm: Edit|
But Jesus, when you donít have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, itís sex. When you have both, itís health, you worry about getting ruptured or something. If everything is simply jake, then youíre frightened of death.
J.P. Donleavy, The Ginger Man
|By Anonymous on Wednesday, February 10, 1999 - 10:13 pm: Edit|
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
|By Hans (Hans) on Thursday, February 11, 1999 - 03:17 am: Edit|
What is food to one man may be fierce poison to others
Lucretius. 95-55 B. C.
"Never eat more than you can lift."
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers."
Daniel J. Boorstin
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
W. C. Fields
|By Southern (Southern) on Wednesday, March 10, 1999 - 11:08 pm: Edit|
All happiness depends upon a leisurely breakfast. -- John Gunther
|By Chef Nan on Friday, May 28, 1999 - 11:57 pm: Edit|
Whenever you see food beautifully arranged on a plate, you know someone's fingers have been all over it. -- Julia Child
|By Hans (Hans) on Saturday, May 29, 1999 - 12:37 pm: Edit|
Morsels of wisdom, attributed to no one in particular.
Why are we supposed to pray to god before we eat? She didn't cook it.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
If you ate in a German-Chinese restaurant, an hour later would you be hungry for power?
Why don't cows die of heart attacks if milk is high in fat and cholesterol?
When someone knows more and more about less and less until they know absolutely everything about nothing, they are called experts?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Information is not knowledge anymore than unbaked ingredients are a cake.
Way too many people are educated far beyond their intelligence.
How come only ugly people drown on Baywatch?
Support Bacteria. Theyre the Only Culture Some People Have.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container? It said: "CONCENTRATE".
Did you hear about the blonde that buried Cheerios? She thought they were bagel seeds.
|By Southern (Southern) on Saturday, June 12, 1999 - 10:04 pm: Edit|
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -- Virginia Woolf
|By Janye (Janye) on Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 04:16 am: Edit|
This is not a quote, but thank you for giving me
the opportunity to reply as a customer, one who
is waited on.
Please do not come up and ask me a question when
my mouth is full of food I am chewing.
|By George (George) on Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 10:40 am: Edit|
Don't worry we woun't bother you. We're too busy working in the kitchen making the food. Well there are those guys that stay out front with the hat on and dont get dirty but most of the folks here actually work for a living.
Just do us a favor, stick to the menu and if you know whats good for do not order sauce on the side for the evenings special.
|By Chefmanny (Chefmanny) on Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 12:32 pm: Edit|
Money is only something you need if you're not dead tomorrow.
|By Adelie (Adelie) on Saturday, March 25, 2006 - 07:02 pm: Edit|
When a man meets his maker, he will have to account for all those pleasures of life which he failed to experience.